=)

Pricks

well, that's what his ears are *trying* to be today...

hahaaa!

Look at Sammy! He's in JAIL!

Wanna know why? Cuz he's a jerk. He wants to eat me! No idea why. I am the silentest, mellowest, goodest dog ever. Wanna know why there's a red roof? Cuz mom found out he can jump the 42" ex-pen!!! Gotta give him props for the mad ups, I guess.

But I have super-talents, too. I can stand on my hind legs forever! Here I am yelling at stoopidSam:

But I know this is why you're really here (hrmph.):

He's my bestest bud.

and he's working hard to make Meara think so, too...


Wanna know what we're all laughing about here?

It might be when Moss did a faceplant when trying to jump on the bed...

Or when he was trying to catch the sunlight in the pool...

...boys are dumb.

What the...?!?!

Do you know what this is:

It is my look of utter disbelief!

(or maybe it's me waiting for the ball)

Mom took us for a long drive on Friday, and we came home with this:

Oh hi! My name is Moss (fornow)!

I'm a border collie....see?

I like to swim,

dig,

and chase my Big Brudder around!

I bet I would like naptime, too, except I am abused - I can't even lie down properly!

That's why they call it the blue(s)!

Well guess what? I have a sister! Besides the fact that it happened MONTHS ago, I have to say I love having Meara around...we get to play Whappy-Face every morning! Most times, she'll just come up to the side of the bed, and raise a front paw to smack me in the face. Except that I am a super-speckly-ninja and I can prance and hop and whip and swirl around, confusing her with my plumage! We don't get to play for very long, though, because Samwise-Fun-Police makes us stop when things get too wild.

Mom says Meara is continuing to gain confidence. I think she's fine. As long as she doesn't try to steal my stuff, it's all good! But she seems to like my crate, and that's just fine since I don't really like it myself. Sam even lets her *touch* him when they are both napping on the bed!

Here's a family portrait:

But enough about her! Mom says I am becoming SUCH a GoodBoy! I met her cousin-in-law the other day and wasn't even nervous! When I saw her outside, I followed Sam to go sniff her, and then I climbed up her to give her kisses. I didn't even have to bark at her! Also, Mom took me to a farm about a month ago, where I met these things call "PUPPEEZ". They are weird and I don't know why she would take me there. Here's me seeing one for the first time:

Meara and Sam were just as impressed as I was.

Anyway, Mom let me run free that day (well, sort of...she had a superextralong leash on me, but let me run wherever I wanted). And I stayed by all the people and dogs and PUPPEEZ, and when I started to run off by myself, Mom called and I came back. And I didn't find a dog to focus on and bark at or hump (much)...I ran around sniffing, eating cow poop and playing ball. Kinda like a "normal" dog. She was so proud and so surprised. I don't know why she worries so much. She needs to listen to Auntie Petra and Auntie Amy, who say she should trust me more!

Well, I feel a thunderstorm coming so I'm gonna go hide in the closet...catch ya later!

I'm 2!

Oh wow, it's been a long time since I wrote, huh? Well, I have some good reasons, and one of them is this:

That's Meara and she's one of the Lucky 7. Mom and Samwise and I went to the Farm and stayed for a whole month to take care of her and the rest of them! Plus, Mom says the camera was being "temperamental" for awhile, too. Whatever! But today is my birthday and I'm all growed up cuz I'm 2! Wanna see what I got?

Know what it is?? A FENCE!!! Now I can do this:

and Samwise can do this:

and this:

and Meara can continue doing this:

SYTYCD?

That's right, ladies + gents! In order to keep myself in top condition for agility, I have taken it upon myself to learn how to dance!

I thought I was pretty smart finding some moves on the intarwebz. Here is my version of the "lawnmower".


Then I found the similar, yet subtly different "bicycle".


I don't know why Mom and Samwise fell to the floor laughing. I thought I did a great job! Mom muttered something about "white boy [can't] dance moves".

So then I thought I'd get some Culture and found the "can can".


and, well, nobody is a dancer unless they can do "Elaine's Dance"!



what do you guys think...am I ready to quit agility for a life of dance competitions??!