Look at Sammy!  He's in JAIL!

Wanna know why?  Cuz he's a jerk.  He wants to eat me!  No idea why. I am the silentest, mellowest, goodest dog ever.  Wanna know why there's a red roof?  Cuz mom found out he can jump the 42" ex-pen!!!  Gotta give him props for the mad ups, I guess.  
But I have super-talents, too.  I can stand on my hind legs forever!  Here I am yelling at stoopidSam:
But I know this is why you're really here (hrmph.):
He's my bestest bud.

and he's working hard to make Meara think so, too...

Wanna know what we're all laughing about here?
It might be when Moss did a faceplant when trying to jump on the bed... 
Or when he was trying to catch the sunlight in the pool...

 
...boys are dumb.