Look at Sammy! He's in JAIL!
Wanna know why? Cuz he's a jerk. He wants to eat me! No idea why. I am the silentest, mellowest, goodest dog ever. Wanna know why there's a red roof? Cuz mom found out he can jump the 42" ex-pen!!! Gotta give him props for the mad ups, I guess.
But I have super-talents, too. I can stand on my hind legs forever! Here I am yelling at stoopidSam:
Yea!!!!! Speckleshead, you *are( the silentest, mellowest, goodest dog ever!
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